Tuesday, November 27, 2007

All that you wanted to know about Verbs & Adjectives

Listening to this piece, I realised that no other word 
in the English language has such versatility [:)]



He says: One of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word 'fuck'.
It is one magical word: just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
In language it falls into many grammatical categories.
It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John), and as a noun (Mary is a fine fuck).
It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful).
As you can see there are not many words with the versatility of 'fuck'.
Besides the sexual meaning, there are also the following uses:

Fraud: I got fucked at the used car lot.
Ignorance: Fucked if I know.
Trouble: I guess I am fucked now!
Aggression: Fuck you!
Displeasure: What the fuck is going on here?
Difficulty: I can't understand this fucking job.
Incompetence: He is a fuck-off.
Suspicion: What the fuck are you doing?
Enjoyment: I had a fucking good time.
Request: Get the fuck out of here!
Hostility: I am going to knock your fucking head off!
Greeting: How the fuck are you?
Apathy: Who gives a fuck?
Innovation: Get a bigger fucking hammer.
Surprise: Fuck! You scared the shit out of me!
Anxiety: Today is really fucked. And it is very healthy too.

If every morning you do it as a Transcendental Meditation -- just when you get up, the first thing, repeat the mantra "Fuck you!" five times -- it clears the throat.
That's how I keep my throat clear!
Enough for today.

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Monday, November 19, 2007

One of my Favourite songs in my Favourite Raga


Below is the lyric of one of my MOST FAVOURITE songs in my MOST FAVOURITE raaga, Darbari Kaanada. The song is an expression of EXTREME INTIMACY & SINCERE GRIEF. The reason I say this is because, these words came tumbling out of the poet when his wife lay dead in front of him. MY dear dad has sung this song & the song is there on You Tube. Here are the lyrics of the song.....

kalpanaa Chaayeyali
nalmeya naukeyali
neelamaNi hoLedaMte
hoLe hoLedu hOdeyaa
shakti tanu jaate,

kalpanaa Chaayeyali
nalmeya naukeyali

jagavella malagihudu
chaMdiranu nagutihanu
taMgaaLi beesutide
neenelli manadanne
kuMtaLaa shObhe,

kalpanaa Chaayeyali
nalmeya naukeyali

aaprathama darshanadi
mogada cheluvaa tori
noopuraadharava beeri
malligeya nage nakke
tanirasada tavari

kalpanaa Chaayeyali
nalmeya naukeyali

aa nuDiye nuDiyaagi
aa nageye nageyaagi
aa nEha madhuvaagi
manadalli suLiyutide
naaTya praveeNe

kalpanaa Chaayeyali
nalmeya naukeyali
neelamaNi hoLedaMte
hoLe hoLedu hOdeyaa
shakti tanu jaate,

kalpanaa Chaayeyali
nalmeya naukeyali